im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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