NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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