Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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