so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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