This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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