Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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