Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
