So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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