I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
