I should be sponsored by Trojan
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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