What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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