New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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