I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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