got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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