This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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