My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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