I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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