he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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