i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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