Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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