I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
