his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
do nipples grow back?
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