Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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