my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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