If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just invented taco cereal.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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