THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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