Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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