I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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