yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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