yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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