Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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