32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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