i don't like sucking hair
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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