But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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