I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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