Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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