awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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