Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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