YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
it's like heaven, but drunker
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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