That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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