really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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