U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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