he wants to bone in the snuggie
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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