Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
do herpes really smell.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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