Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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