I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
