do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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