No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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