All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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