: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
they need to just BURY HIM!
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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