HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I have feelings that need drinking.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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