Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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