So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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