My brain says no but my pants say off.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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