i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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